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Tell me about your place.

Tideline Housedoes not exist. I made the house up so I’d have somewhere honest to show you what one of these sites actually feels like to walk through. The website itself is entirely real, and building them is what I do.

So if you have a bach, a lodge, a cottage, whatever it is, tell me about it. Where it sits, what people say when they first walk in, what you wish the booking side of it didn’t do to your evenings. I’ll come back and tell you what I’d build and what it would cost, and if I don’t think it’s worth it for you I’ll say that instead. It costs nothing to ask, and you get me, not a call centre.

This is the form your guests would fill in. Have a play with it. Nothing is sent and nobody books a thing.

Three-night minimum. No booking fee, and nothing is charged at this step.

THIS HOUSE IS MADE UP. THE WEBSITE IS REAL.

The guest is yours. The stay is yours. The money should be too.

Every night you sell through a listing site, somebody who has never seen your place takes a slice of it. A site like this one is simply yours. Guests find it, they book on it, and the whole payment lands with you.

If you own a bach, a lodge or a holiday home, send me a message and tell me about it. I’ll tell you what I’d build and what it would cost, and it costs nothing to ask.